1. No matter what you do, don’t just show up at their house unannounced. It discomfits them
2. Don’t cheat on them. You may think you are smart but the tell tale signs will run you down. Secondly, they tell stories amongst themselves and believe me, your sneaky movements will come up as a headliner for the rest of the week.
3. Keep an eye on all her male relatives and guys. They are the wolves and you are the lamb and No sir, not the other way around.
4. Always complement her: beauty; hairstyle; dress and skin allure.
5. Kiss/peck her at anytime. It creates confidence and makes her ‘high’ within.
5. Kiss/peck her at anytime. It creates confidence and makes her ‘high’ within.
6. If she kicks or slaps you, you deserve it. You deserve every physical gesture, they are very prudent in dishing out gestures.
7. Hold her by the arms whenever you like. She likes it.
7. Hold her by the arms whenever you like. She likes it.
8. If you spend time with her or not, don’t tell your friends or her friends.
9. You can air your mind in private. Really… most of them are not offended by it…
10. Not all of them like meat, some prefer fish or plain vegetables.
11. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a Kitty-Cat.
11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! Keep your respect intact.
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to confront the idiot even if in the end, u look like the idiot with a punch to the face.
15. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way.
17. Rent a romantic movie once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you watched with her.
18. You’re a roast meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. Even if it pains you.
19. Don’t flirt with their moms… that’s a no-go area.
20. If you don’t like the way they drive, take over and if you can’t drive, oh! Bummer.
21. If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better introduce her as your girlfriend and please, place emphasis on that word at all times.
22. Don’t be stressed or act stressed whenever you go on a date with her. They really only want to be with you.
23. Schedule a massage appointment once in while for her.
9. You can air your mind in private. Really… most of them are not offended by it…
10. Not all of them like meat, some prefer fish or plain vegetables.
11. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a Kitty-Cat.
11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! Keep your respect intact.
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to confront the idiot even if in the end, u look like the idiot with a punch to the face.
15. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way.
17. Rent a romantic movie once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you watched with her.
18. You’re a roast meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. Even if it pains you.
19. Don’t flirt with their moms… that’s a no-go area.
20. If you don’t like the way they drive, take over and if you can’t drive, oh! Bummer.
21. If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better introduce her as your girlfriend and please, place emphasis on that word at all times.
22. Don’t be stressed or act stressed whenever you go on a date with her. They really only want to be with you.
23. Schedule a massage appointment once in while for her.
24. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
25. Memorize their birthdays. You forgot her birthday? Pity you!
26. Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good. Dress sharp but not expensive. Watch the facial hairs – be neat and orderly.
27. Don’t give her something silly for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful and central to you both.
28. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out. Cut it out now.
29. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
25. Memorize their birthdays. You forgot her birthday? Pity you!
26. Don’t marinade the cologne, but smell good. Dress sharp but not expensive. Watch the facial hairs – be neat and orderly.
27. Don’t give her something silly for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful and central to you both.
28. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out. Cut it out now.
29. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
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